Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tiger Woods OD'd!!!

So the truth finally comes out. You have to wonder how much he paid the cops off not to press charges? If anyone else did that they'd be charged with wreck less driving under the influence of a controlled substance. DUI!!!

Let's see Larry Johnson called someone a fag or homo and he was drawn and quartered. Why last night I heard Mark Knoppler from Dire Straits use the word fag in a famous song. Oh it was okay because the fag got rich? There seems to be a double standard in life.

So now your black simpson god has been tossed from the pedestal, what does that say about the products he pushed? Good enough for a drug addict? Let's come up with some headlines, shall we? "Tiger Woods on Dope", "Tiger Woods addicted to Pain Killers", "Tiger Woods no better than Anna Nicole Smith", "Tigerto go into drug counselling".

What if someone was walking behind his driveway at the time or near the hydrant? Look at the damage. Tiger was STONED! Let's stone him some more, shall we? Maybe we can get Woopie to walk off my set.

Why is 1 person selected to be THAT famous, that RICH? What did he do with the fame and money besides live in a tacky looking oversized house, go to strip clubs every night and run up a $1500 tab per visit? All the while the media defines him as being squeaky clean. Clean enough to make $100 mill a year pushing crappy products? Let me advertise for Gillette. Let's see...Oh you better not I might mention Gillette razors have been getting duller and duller so you have to buy more as they wear out during the first use.

Oh I see the whole thing, ILLUSION! You should see it to. People are not what they seem to be. Everyone has a hidden agenda. Everyone has skeletons. As long as you're going to suggest otherwise I am going to rip you a new one.


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