Beatles Carnival of Light transcript

Paul McCartney:  This could be our freak outttttt

John Lennon:  Let's squash it with a lemonnnnn

Paul McCartney:  No I think we should use the Fairchildddddd

John Lennon:  No, Let's squash it with Ringo's nose, he knowsssssss

I think we should go to Barcelonaaaaaaaa

Paul McCartney:  No I think I think we should go to California and hang around with Brian Wilson and get real depressed on the beach

John Lennon:  Nooooo, you need to go to Barcelonaaaaaaa

Paul McCartney:  No, no, no, he just got a fresh supply of Colombian in, I think we aught to go to California

John Lennon:  No, Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  Are you alright?  

John Lennon:  Barcelonaaaaaaaaa 

Paul McCartney: Now I've been listening to the, these bass sounds. It's really good. He doesn't even have to play bass anymore. He just gets like um some really like, she's kind of a masculine chick but she really plays bassssssss..Ohhhh nooo noo I'm freakin' outtttt!  I i can't come downnnnn, I can't come downnnnn(coughhhh)

John Lennon:  Barcelonaaaaaaa

Paul McCartney:  I can't play bass, My name is Paul McCartney and I can't play bass like her. I just don't got it. I gotta, I gotta go to California, I'm having a freak out, a bummer

John Lennon:  Barcelonaaaaaa, me and Yoko are gonna go get married in Barcelona.

Paul McCartney:  I think you should get married in Laurel Canyon, out by Joshua tree. They got a lot of Colombian grass out there man

John Lennon:  No, we're gonna go to Barcelona. 

Paul McCartney:  No no no I really think the American bass sound is where it's at. My bass sucks, I got it in a pawn shop, it's a, it's a Hofner.  And it's really crappy.Really, it's got kinda laminated top

John Lennon:  No Barcelonaaaaaa

Paul McCartney:  No No No I can't get the bass sound. I stay in the studio with Geoff Emerick and we don't do anything funny but my fingers bleedddddddddd

John Lennon:  No, you need to go to Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  No no I think the whole thing is out of tune, I'm freakin' man, I'm freakin', I'm really freakin'. I wanted to freak out but I'm not ready to freak out. I'm not ready for those groupies like Pamela Des Barres. I'm not ready. I'm not even ready to call her Pamela Des Barres. I gotta get outa here man, I'm freakin', I'm bumming, I'm bum...it's trip.It's trip man

John Lennon:  No then go to Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  No man this is really freakin' me out. I feel like Luke Skywalker just came out of the cave. Oh man there's Charles Manson and he wants my autograph!

John Lennon:  No, I'm gonna take Yoko and Julian sell him and her in Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  man, man those Laurel Canyon bands they're really really nifty. They got the sound man, they got the sound, that Californian sound man it it just doesn't get cold there man, it's not like that no, it's not no no no no

John Lennon:  We gotta go to Barcelona, it's always warm in Barcelona.the women there are uninhibited. Nymphomaniacs in Barcelona. 

Paul McCartney:  Man are you alright?  Cuz I'm um freakin' man, I'm having I'm having um a bad trip.I mean it feels like, it feels like a gotta hold of some of that brown acid man, i don't think I'm gonna come back down, I think I'm gonna be like Syd Barrett, man he looked like a vegetable in the end, man get me out of here, I i don't want to go to Barcelona, I wanna know where I am right now

John Lennon:  No you turn off your mind and you float , you float down stream to Barcelona. Then you feel alright. You gotta feel alright in Barcelona.(Burp)

Paul McCartney:  Oh man, oh man that freaked me out, That was like coming in 3-d.  Why did you do that to me man?  Man I don't think I'm ready for Barcelona. Man this is really I'm having weird dreams man. I'm having this dream that all our fans are gonna wanna collect this song someday, Carnival of light, Man they just they just , you know they want to collect it but we're not gonna let em have it and they're gonna be, they're

John Lennon:  They're gonna wanna go to Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  No man I think I think it's really bad man it's..I think people are gonna start making cover versions and they've never heard it. People are gonna cover this song Carnival of light and they've never heard it

John Lennon:  Especially in Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  No man it's not how it happens man, they're just gonna like, they're gonna slap out name on it and start selling it and you know you know we're not gonna get any credit man for all you know you're gonna get shot man

John Lennon:  Yeah in Barcelona, after I'm done with all those women there I'm gonna need a few shots

Paul McCartney:  Oh man oh man I just can't deal with it, this is not what we planned, this is really not what we planned man, we were gonna be a little r&b combo man and this shit is getting way to heavy man. You know I still believe we should go to California man, Cuz you know they got a lotta good medications out there man, lot of psychiatrists to deal with us our problems you know, the Beatlemania and everything..We need to go we need to go

John Lennon:  You need to go to Barcelona and get some bologna

Paul McCartney:  aww man awww man, FRank Zappa warned me about this. Man Monster Magnet, Oh man I'm having as Monster Magnet right now, Man I gotta get out of here man, I'm fuckin freakin', man I'm freakin'. I feel like Gram Parsons and I'm still alive and people are throwing gasoline on me and I'm going up in a funeral pyre and Jim Morrison is walking into the ocean man he's on his horse latitudes, he's taking a moonlight drive man.

John Lennon:  In Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  No man this isn't even funny anymore man, why did you tell me to take 15 hits of acid man oh man oh man I cant even, Man I just stepped on my guitar and it looks like I stepped on a gummy bear!  You gotta get me out of here, you gotta get me out of here

John Lennon:  To Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  aw man aw man this is really this really messed up man I heard about this stuff you have a bad trip and you never get back, I never wanted to go there I just didn't want to change man, I just wanna to be me

John Lennon:  In Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  no man no man there's David Crosby and he looks like George Bush Jr. man I'm going AWOL, I'm going AWOL man

John Lennon:  To Barcelona

Paul McCartney: aw man I'm like the Byrds I'm 8 miles flying high man, awww yeahhh man I need a quick messenger service back to reality man, this is just way to freaky man, I'm getting followed around by Vido and the Freakers, man it's like all these Satanists who wanna sacrifice me

John Lennon:  You were replaced in Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  No no I've always been me, I was never replaced man, no no no that satanic cult is not gonna tie me to a cage, give me acid and light that thing on fire just out of reach, aw no man I can't take it. I gotta get out of here

John Lennon:  To Barcelona, you gotta go to Barcelona and pull her knickers down

Paul McCartney:  No man I'm telling you, I'm telling you John, we gotta break up the group someday, we gotta go out separate ways, you know this is gonna be out freak out man, it's getting way to heavy

John Lennon:  Yeah man, nothing's heavy in Barcelona man

Paul McCartney:  No, no no, no, no I just i just had this weird dream I married like a photographer, no it can't happen that way man

John Lennon:  It can happen in Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  No man I want like Multiple chick, multiple chicks I'm Paul McCartney man I get to have multiple chicks man, i'm the greatest composer that ever lived, McCartney & McCartney

John Lennon:(jewish accent) No Lennon & Lennon, Barcelona

Paul McCartney:  Are you alright man cuz I'm starting to think you're not alright John, you you sound a little messed up, You just keep on saying Barcelona over and over, I mean what's the big deal

John Lennon:  Barcelonaaaaaaa

Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song

A man like Boss Hogg, Being top dog, Lulu don't satisfy his log
So when she goes to mass, he counts out his cash
goes to the Boars' nest to get a piece of ass

Here's to the whores of Hazzard
All of Hazzard's beautiful whores
Here's to the whores of Hazzard
Gee could I have some more

Uncle Jesse sits, staring at his grits
Mrs. Tisdale has the droopiest tits
So he goes to town, to lay his money down
The mortgage can wait gonna reverse his frown


Here's to the whores of Hazzard
all of Hazzard's beautiful whores
Here's to the whores of Hazzard
Gee could I have some more

Beau and Luke agree, that the General Lee
Is a babe magnet for all to see
But the girls know better, in a tight sweater
They'd sell it stock on the barrel just to get together


Here's to the whores of Hazzard
all of Hazzard's beautiful whores
Here's to the whores of Hazzard
Gee could I have some more

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Blizzard of 2013

Beatles Carnival of Light Finally Released

John Boehner: It's my party, I'll cry if I want to"

Today on the View Barbara....

Skeleton Store in violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act?

The Sherman Antitrust Act is summed up like so:

This Act outlaws all contracts, combinations, and conspiracies that unreasonably restrain interstate and foreign trade. This includes agreements among competitors to fix prices, rig bids, and allocate customers, which are punishable as criminal felonies.

The Sherman Act also makes it a crime to monopolize any part of interstate commerce. An unlawful monopoly exists when one firm controls the market for a product or service, and it has obtained that market power, not because its product or service is superior to others, but by suppressing competition with anticompetitive conduct.

The Act, however, is not violated simply when one firm's vigorous competition and lower prices take sales from its less efficient competitors; in that case, competition is working properly.

http://www.justice.gov/atr/about/antitrust-laws.html

Although I just filed another better business bureau complaint against them(mostly because one of the Chicago bbb representatives told me a while back if they willfully misrepresented themselves and if they offered you cash back they would attempt to resolve the matter). I think the federal government might be a better solution. 

I mean it's pretty ridiculous the way they lied to me over and over when they knew it didn't take rocket science to prove certain things. Telling me their managing director was another reseller was pretty egregious. What's more telling though is how they consistently put everything in writing whether they knew it or not. All one had to do was crunch the numbers and rationalize their irrational behavior. 

I complained their managing director was undercutting me so they took their sweet time and on September 11th 2011 they raised the prices and condescendingly said something along the lines now it's done for the busiest time of the year. I was busy 9 months and 11 days before that!  My sales were also slow until that date. 

The year before they told me they didn't know who some guy was who this past summer said he was anatomical worldwide. He put that in writing. The year before that they claimed they didn't know the guy who makes their custom props sold on ebay. He was under cutting me. Funny around the same time I accidentally set my prices too low I got yelled at. Hmmm... They didn't know he sold on ebay but watched me like a hawk?  

I mean just this past summer they told me they didn't charge up on shipping and charged no handling fee. Any idiot knows volume sellers get shipping discounts. Fedex offered me more than 30% off published rates. Yet they insisted. Shipping prices do not go down, EVER. You can go on any of their sites and see the prices and compare what they charged me. I have all that information. I've filmed it recently comparing their Skeleton Factory site to their Skeleton Store site to their now ebay page. The proof is their. 

And what will all of it prove?  That skeleton store aka skeleton factory aka awwstores aka anatomical worldwide not to be confused with anatomical chart company who they have an unfair monopoly contract with had a system in place to drive traffic to their retail sites and make money off of so called resellers by charging them more than skeleton factory whom they advertise like crazy on google adwords. They didn't have to really sell on ebay(but did)because I was selling well enough but now that I was out of the way it forced them to sell direct because their sales were down. Just the same most resellers probably don't know awwstores is skeleton store. 

Should we get into the whole Chicago bbb fraud?  How about using an accredited badge on their websites for years?  How about having numerous entries despite being the same company?  Can you say they willfully mislead resellers into thinking there was only one company with no aliases?  

I believe the Sherman antitrust act has been violated here. I know at the very least I was ripped off and stabbed in the back after I worked so hard for them. Their arrogance prevents them from acknowledging that right now. One thing they will soon come to realize...the devil will be in their lives for a long long time....Time to pay up. Time for the devil to collect. 

Corpse Head #2 Slideshow

Corpse Head #1 Slide Show

Chinese dissonant sold as Halloween Prop

In the past Chinese authorities have harvested the organs of political malcontents now they've taken things one step further.

In an effort to compete with American seasonal manufacturers the Chinese have now begin to harvest entire body parts to be sold as Halloween props. 

Washington is mull on this development more than likely because they owe the Chinese so much money. 

Patrons of Halloween are voicing some concerns as some of these props tend to ooze a bit and can certainly emit an unpleasant odor that falls some where between 3 week old fish guts and fresh puke. 

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100 Years From Now: Mick Jagger, Gram Parsons and Keith Richards Circa 1371

                     100 Years From Now:  Mick Jagger, Gram Parsons and Keith Richards Circa 1371

Hurricane Sandy caused more harm than people think

Take the timing of the event. Yes I say event. It was right before Halloween. Halloween will seem trivial to anyone who sees this post unless you consider some people make their living off of the holiday. 

There are people who operate haunted attractions who rely on making in some cases the majority of their income in 1 month. Some of these places are not for profit charities. Still others sell Halloween merchandise such as myself and this is the second straight year a storm has hit right before Halloween. Last year a snow storm hit my area. Hurricane Sandy was a little slower to develop and certainly was advertised more. 

Think about that for a second. Weeks before Hurricane Sandy had hit us the weatherman was preaching his doom and gloom report. Now consider a few other things such as the area affected or speculated?  The entire eastern seaboard. I ship Halloween merchandise from the east coast. With an approaching storm people described as an almost apocalyptic event the last thing on people's minds was Halloween. Subsequently my sales were hampered in the days leading up to Hurricane Sandy's impact.

The hurricane moved out in time for my own home haunt but the damage in lack of sales did damage to my finances. I'm not saying my home is under water or was but damage is damage. Not all damage is structural. 

We did get a lot of rain and wind. Lot of my props were destroyed. My corn husks all fell down or got soggy. Still I picked up the pieces and got things set again and celebrated my 25th home haunt. Not exactly the turnout I wanted but quite a few people came. People enjoyed my haunt and they told me often. I didn't have any money so I had to be inventive. I was and this Halloween was perhaps a little more spiritual than the past ones. It wasn't because of the hurricane but rather I reflected more on the harvest as modest as it was all the pumpkins I grew myself as well as the corn. It was a lot of hard work. To me that is what Halloween is about, it's about living off the land. 

Still though I don't live on a farm so hurricane sandy hit me hard in the end and hurt already diminished sales do to a year which featured a lot of backdoor cold fronts as people in my industry stabbed me in the back. People who lost their homes to sandy are going to be helped out. People will raise gazillions for them but they aren't the only ones who have suffered. A lot of Americans have suffered and no one will ever care enough about them because it's not the kind of fashionable suffering that appeals to them. These days the only people who get sympathy are those who have their suffering broadcast by the mass media to push agendas. The idea is to push dependency. Those freak storms are anything but coincidental. If you can't be pigeon holed then you might as well have been the tree that fell in the middle of no where. 

More on Mitt Romney and the Smuggling of Things in France

A better researcher than me should follow my lead on Mitt Romney. I've speculated this for years that when Mitt Romney got a draft deferment to hang out in France instead of Vietnam there was more to the story. After reading Dave McGowan's fantastic piece Inside Laurel Canyon a few years ago I began to really believe people such as musicians and others operated as cia assets. Dave is real funny th

e way he talks about Gene Clark from the Byrds and how the army would never want a scrawny football star whose family loved to play with guns for recreation. The same can be said of Romney. Now what was going on in the 2 and a half years he spent in France? Well for one thing the year he went there 1966 France stopped supplying israel with arms. France's president was especially critical of israel during the 6 day war in 1967. So I am quite sure that smuggling operations were set up. Was Romney a participant?

There's a reason why people like Ted Nugent came out to support Romney. Trust me Ted is another who didn't chicken his way out of 'nam he just got another assignment. When he supposedly threatened to grease Obama he was poking fun at another cia agent. Ted didn't shit his pants to avoid the draft. Chances are he functioned in another way.

Wars, especially special operations are funded by drug trafficking. Now in 1966 the French Connection was in play. Opium(heroin)came from Turkey-France-America and elsewhere. Turkey if I remember right was getting out of the trade in 1966 and after this the opiate trade shifted to SE Asia(Thus Vietnam war). When 'Nam winds down opiate trade shifts to Afghanistan in the early to mid 70's. So you have 2 potentials in France, opiate smuggling and weapons smuggling.

If you research mormonism before Joseph Smith takes peyote and sees naked chicks in the desert wondering if he knew where Haite Ashbury was the jews and mormons had a tight relationship back east. The summer of Popsicle love(year without a summer), 1916 is when Joe packs up the wagon full of whores I mean his people and travels west. During the French Connection the heroin coming into America went to jewish mobs who ran the more celebrated Italian ones. No doubt money made was making its way back to israel.

So weapons and heroin, what's new? Someone with the money should really investigate my speculation and blow the lid off of this. The longer we stay in denial of such connections the more likelihood we are bound to repeat the same mistakes, elect the same people to office and suffer the same consequences. Americans wonder why they are suffering. They refuse to open their eyes and minds to the reality that often takes place in the cover of the night...sometimes wrapped in a flag other times in cloth as in under the guise of religion. I can't nail it completely on the head but come on what kind of a nick name is "Mitt"? I know what wikipedia says...I say hogwash. And for the record sometimes names given or chosen are things to live by. Be careful what you name your kids. Names have untold of consequences.

Mitt Romney and the Romney Marsh

I wonder if the two are connected in any way?  

I was watching a very peculiar Hammer Horror film called the Night Creatures starring Peter Cushing. The movie was basically about smuggling wine and a pirate named Clegg who had disguised himself as a priest. It's very much like the Wickerman but not as good of a movie. 

Governments create laws to prevent goods from travelling freely and thus smuggling operation form. This is true of drug smuggling and even liquor if you can find a dry county these days. Another the of smuggling is sheep and wool. The government has to tax everything. Who is the government?  Generally speaking aristocrats who think their shit doesn't stink. So for a couple of centuries wool was smuggled over the baron marshes. In the fill these marshes were depicted as being ghostly and even had an almost Ku Klux Klan feel to their look. As you can read here smuggling started out as an almost mischievous prank and then turned deadly.

http://kent.villagenet.co.uk/oldromney.php

The film I do believe depicts this as the fugitive pirate turned priest is the leader of the community. He can poke fun at the squire because he is the glue that holds the whole thing together. He introduces them to two spirituality and rewards them with spirits. It works remarkably well that is until the revenue people come from the government to confiscate the bootleg liquor. 

Now during Vietnam Mitt Romney received several draft deferments when he supposedly went to France to knock on doors, "Hi my name is Mitt, well not really but you wanna become a mormon"?  At the time in France the infamous "French Connection was still in play. The French Connection smuggled opiates(heroin)from Turkey to France to the streets of America. The main organized crime members in America were jewish. If you research Joseph Smith when he and his cult followers lived back east prior to the Year Without a Summer(1816) you will find the mormons and jews were closely linked. Now there is another smuggling operation that would have been going on in France at the time and that was the smuggling of weapons. All countries smuggle weapons or people within their country smuggle weapons. During the time Romney was in France the 6 day war and other conflicts were taking place. 

So the question is does anyone really think Mitt Romney spent his time in France as a missionary or was there smuggling going on?  He wreaks of CIA like his kissing cousin Obama. Obama's mother was in the CIA in SE Asia during Vietnam war. That's when his name was Barry. Mitt isn't Romney's first name either. I wonder where he got the name Mitt from?  I picture him on a small row boat catching sacks of heroin. It's a theory but I've got nothing better to do. 

King Bee Guitars Gram Parsons Nudie Suit Telecaster

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I think in this as in most a picture is worth a thousand words and I really don't have to write much!  All I got to say is WOW!  How cool is this?   A Gram Parsons' Nudie Suit Telecaster!!!

Above you'll find the very likable idea man behind this beautiful creation Gearmandude. Gearmandude demos lots of cool pedals and he does so in a very cool way. Check out his channel it's a good starting point when you are in the market for a new pedal. He only demos cool pedals though so bring your fat wallet. Anyway he came up with the idea if I follow the story correctly. And having listened to him for some time now it makes perfect sense. 

About the only thing I would have done differently is went with a tinted nitrocellulose neck and fingerboard. Other than that this is seriously cool. Look at those Gretsch style pickups too. This is not only cool it is visually stunning as was Gram Parson's Nudie Suit with the flowers, the pills, marijuana leaves etc. Thank goodness for eccentrics! 

In Search of Gram Parson's Ghost

As much as I detest those "Ghost Shows" I wonder if anyone ever looked into Room #8 at the Joshua Tree Inn? Came across one person today who wrote that Gram knocked his guitar off the bed. Then again he said he was drinking. When it comes to super natural I am lo-fi. If I went to #8 I'd bring a dog. Dogs have the best sense of awareness outside of children before indoctrination.

Gram Parsons comments by moi

Gram was too much of an eclectic mixture to be construed as something as simple as one particular pigeonholed genre. That is his undoing when it comes to accolades. The music industry wants those they can easily define and market. Gram wasn't playing by their rules so he didn't get the push needed to be rounded and polished for whatever proposed stereotypical category they decided he should be a part of. In many ways it's a compliment to him he is largely ignored. Just take a look at who they let in the RRHOF. I do think if you are going to let people in any hall that relied upon Gram so much you have to give him his just do or send in the demolition team.