The emptiness of the holiday season

Many people find themselves feeling extremely empty this time of year. The days are increasingly getting shorter. The thermometer is doing the limbo and seed catalogs are just not able to thaw the coldness that surrounds your heart because you haven't an outlet to express your generosity and devotion.

Introducing my patent pending credit card blessing machine. Yes that's right. swipe your major credit cards through my machine and become blessed.

Don't find yourself stranded at St. Peter's gate or even the gates of hell with an expired triple A membership but worse having a wallet full of credit cards that have not been blessed. Oh the horrors that await thee!