The emptiness of the holiday season

Many people find themselves feeling extremely empty this time of year. The days are increasingly getting shorter. The thermometer is doing the limbo and seed catalogs are just not able to thaw the coldness that surrounds your heart because you haven't an outlet to express your generosity and devotion.

Introducing my patent pending credit card blessing machine. Yes that's right. swipe your major credit cards through my machine and become blessed.

Don't find yourself stranded at St. Peter's gate or even the gates of hell with an expired triple A membership but worse having a wallet full of credit cards that have not been blessed. Oh the horrors that await thee!

All I want for Christmas is world peace

Okay so it's in my world I was referring to. Then again one might of suspected as much. Unlike other narcissists I simply refuse to consume pizza with a fork.

Imagine that you've been handed a bundle of wealth through government assistance and shady happenings and all you've got to show for it is a bad comb over.

Where is the exploration into the senses and into other psychological episodes that dare seek the answers to the questions everyone is afraid to ask....WHY THE HELL DO STUCK UP SNOBS EAT PIZZA WITH A PLASTIC FORK AND THEN HEAD TO THE DRUG STORE TO PURCHASE A SOLUTION TO EXPEL THE FOREIGN MATTER FROM THEIR STOMACH< A QUIVERING ONE AT THAT.....

Such people attend congressional hearings on the day Steven Corbet enunciate and pretend they are corpses. Such people say oh that was funny but never seem to laugh or release emotion.

If one is not by emotion then one is in denial of one's own existance. It's a form of psychological abortion.

So tune in turn on and opt out.