Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song

A man like Boss Hogg, Being top dog, Lulu don't satisfy his log
So when she goes to mass, he counts out his cash
goes to the Boars' nest to get a piece of ass

Here's to the whores of Hazzard
All of Hazzard's beautiful whores
Here's to the whores of Hazzard
Gee could I have some more

Uncle Jesse sits, staring at his grits
Mrs. Tisdale has the droopiest tits
So he goes to town, to lay his money down
The mortgage can wait gonna reverse his frown


Here's to the whores of Hazzard
all of Hazzard's beautiful whores
Here's to the whores of Hazzard
Gee could I have some more

Beau and Luke agree, that the General Lee
Is a babe magnet for all to see
But the girls know better, in a tight sweater
They'd sell it stock on the barrel just to get together


Here's to the whores of Hazzard
all of Hazzard's beautiful whores
Here's to the whores of Hazzard
Gee could I have some more