Mitt Romney and the Romney Marsh

I wonder if the two are connected in any way?  

I was watching a very peculiar Hammer Horror film called the Night Creatures starring Peter Cushing. The movie was basically about smuggling wine and a pirate named Clegg who had disguised himself as a priest. It's very much like the Wickerman but not as good of a movie. 

Governments create laws to prevent goods from travelling freely and thus smuggling operation form. This is true of drug smuggling and even liquor if you can find a dry county these days. Another the of smuggling is sheep and wool. The government has to tax everything. Who is the government?  Generally speaking aristocrats who think their shit doesn't stink. So for a couple of centuries wool was smuggled over the baron marshes. In the fill these marshes were depicted as being ghostly and even had an almost Ku Klux Klan feel to their look. As you can read here smuggling started out as an almost mischievous prank and then turned deadly.

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The film I do believe depicts this as the fugitive pirate turned priest is the leader of the community. He can poke fun at the squire because he is the glue that holds the whole thing together. He introduces them to two spirituality and rewards them with spirits. It works remarkably well that is until the revenue people come from the government to confiscate the bootleg liquor. 

Now during Vietnam Mitt Romney received several draft deferments when he supposedly went to France to knock on doors, "Hi my name is Mitt, well not really but you wanna become a mormon"?  At the time in France the infamous "French Connection was still in play. The French Connection smuggled opiates(heroin)from Turkey to France to the streets of America. The main organized crime members in America were jewish. If you research Joseph Smith when he and his cult followers lived back east prior to the Year Without a Summer(1816) you will find the mormons and jews were closely linked. Now there is another smuggling operation that would have been going on in France at the time and that was the smuggling of weapons. All countries smuggle weapons or people within their country smuggle weapons. During the time Romney was in France the 6 day war and other conflicts were taking place. 

So the question is does anyone really think Mitt Romney spent his time in France as a missionary or was there smuggling going on?  He wreaks of CIA like his kissing cousin Obama. Obama's mother was in the CIA in SE Asia during Vietnam war. That's when his name was Barry. Mitt isn't Romney's first name either. I wonder where he got the name Mitt from?  I picture him on a small row boat catching sacks of heroin. It's a theory but I've got nothing better to do.