Found the perfect Djembe

Not going to picture it but it looks positively tribal. Why not post a picture because it's probably sell. It's got great symbolism. also I heard this "brand" of Djembes played and they sound very much like the tribal sound I want.

Ron Paul Smokes Marijuana?

We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 

Yeah opt out of socialized medicine 
I've got some socialized medicine for you
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
Yeah opt out forever
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
That $hit Merck and Pfizer gives you causes cancer
Stick to the bong
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
Alcohol will do your liver wrong
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
Some users may experience a 4 hour erection 
Do not be concerned if your penis squirts blood
What a cud
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwww
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
How long do you plan to live anyway
A trip to the doctor is one step closer to your grave
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
Insurance don't give a fud about you
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
Those maggots in congress hope some day to drill for oil in your grave
You can't be saved
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
Independence is where you belong
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out, 
We don't need no government care
What we need is a kick in the rear
opt out if you care
We oughta' tune in, turn on, we oughta' opt out,




Ron Paul Song Tune In Turn On and Opt Out Song. Legalize Freedom! Ron Paul 2012

Nothing creative was ever realized through sobriety

It's true I've tested the waters. However inebriates come in all shapes, sizes, colors and especially flavors. I didn't drink coffee until I was like 29. I rarely drank alcohol until I was in my mid 30's. I "inhaled" for the 1st time when I was 39. However I've had some of my strongest highs cycling for days on end, inhaling the musty fragrance of a park that surrounds several ponds as life returns as dramatically as the splattering of color as a witch is crushed by a Kansas acid freak.

I've heard people preach this and that doesn't lead to creativity but little do those who utter such realize but the fact is they're not very creative. For all their rebellious nature they were simply going through a phase not a journey. They wouldn't know a spontaneous thought if they sat on it and it turned out to be a 6" high thumb tack.

My 1st grade teacher said I day dreamed too much. I think I was staring at her legs. The following year I found out not all legs were the same. Her name changed after her divorce and she went from a 7 year old's 1st crush to an uptight bitch who probably hooked a dildo up to a cake mixer and the set controls to puree. I was day dreaming because I was on a different level of consciousness and refused to be tainted by conventionality.

now that i think of it I really should become a better fan of Captain Beefheart. Just sayin'.

It's amazing how reaction to humor or anything is based upon inference. Before the killer strikes bold dramatic music builds up and concludes with a crescendo thus teaching you after 1000 horror flicks how it sounds to be killed by a homicidal maniac that is unless you just watched "The last house on the left".

One thing that I rather liked was the introduction of something peculiar or contrasting to an otherwise normal scene or picture. I think Monty Python influenced me a lot here. One either hates them or loves them. If you're unfamiliar with sarcasm, satire, parody at a young age(which you would) you will not find them at all funny. Why you may become very nervous and seek shelter of the familiar with your favorite sitcom including mind guiding laugh track. Once you've experienced enough life where you've been screwed over, cheated, victim of authoritarianism, told to behave for the 5876th time you will consider forming a religion based upon Monty Python and or never beable to look at judges the same way again.

Having said that I think it's painfully obvious I need a few new toys. I've derived a rather brilliant way to finance my shopping sprees for some really cool boutique objects worthy of fetish praise. The exact details are classified but the need grows. The knee grows?  Nope, although I almost got hit by a taxi driver in the knee today. I'm thinking kind of Bettie Page pin up, bondage kind of scene. Absolutely no fluid exchange that is unless you require several cocktails to get in the mood to be hog tied in your underwear, stocking, and stilletos next to a vintage guitar amplifier which I will demonstrate on Youtube. I will pay you no notice. You will be the penguin a top my set. I also refuse to speak in a sort of falsetto like voice. Be disease and weight proportionate and ready to sign a release form in front of a notary of the public. That's public not pubic. I'm not interested in your love canal. I'm on a mission frum 'gad. Actually I'm only in it for the money. You will be rewarded handsomely(like $50 and all the drinks you can handle within an hour without passing out and appearing as if you were a cadaver making people wonder what I've got in the fruit cellar.

The emptiness of the holiday season

Many people find themselves feeling extremely empty this time of year. The days are increasingly getting shorter. The thermometer is doing the limbo and seed catalogs are just not able to thaw the coldness that surrounds your heart because you haven't an outlet to express your generosity and devotion.

Introducing my patent pending credit card blessing machine. Yes that's right. swipe your major credit cards through my machine and become blessed.

Don't find yourself stranded at St. Peter's gate or even the gates of hell with an expired triple A membership but worse having a wallet full of credit cards that have not been blessed. Oh the horrors that await thee!

All I want for Christmas is world peace

Okay so it's in my world I was referring to. Then again one might of suspected as much. Unlike other narcissists I simply refuse to consume pizza with a fork.

Imagine that you've been handed a bundle of wealth through government assistance and shady happenings and all you've got to show for it is a bad comb over.

Where is the exploration into the senses and into other psychological episodes that dare seek the answers to the questions everyone is afraid to ask....WHY THE HELL DO STUCK UP SNOBS EAT PIZZA WITH A PLASTIC FORK AND THEN HEAD TO THE DRUG STORE TO PURCHASE A SOLUTION TO EXPEL THE FOREIGN MATTER FROM THEIR STOMACH< A QUIVERING ONE AT THAT.....

Such people attend congressional hearings on the day Steven Corbet enunciate and pretend they are corpses. Such people say oh that was funny but never seem to laugh or release emotion.

If one is not by emotion then one is in denial of one's own existance. It's a form of psychological abortion.

So tune in turn on and opt out.

Ron Paul 2012!!! Black This Out!

I should try one of these Kickcrotcher I mean Kickstarter things again...

I'm still formulating my ideas and wondering if it couldn't be political?  Sorta like a PAC but not really....basically I just need better tools to see the thing through. My current compuker can't handle video. Too slow. I have a good camera/video capturing device but need some atmosphere, computer and software to make the complete presentation possible. 


Trouble is a lot of people are not going to like my idea even before I suggest it. It's a melting pot of ideas and extremely blended into one...sorta like the wax catching fire in the House of Wax revealing the skeletons under the wax. 


When you've absorbed all the things I absorb it's bound to all come together in a round about sorta way. It's so frigging bazaar it would be very successful if allowed to be financed. 


Not sure what a video editing computer costs and software to make the videos look awesome. However I got many of the key ingredients such as nice microphone, cool vintage amp, awesome Telecaster, me, my weird sense of humor through verbal sadism and of course the intuitiveness to put it all together and make people cringe and fall into a trance....and join my cult...and....oops i should mention right now Romney isn't my candidate. 


In many ways my project still combines horror, bleeding flowers just like my last proposed one but this one adds a new character not found in the original idea. Actually he replaces a 60's figure. His campaign would probably hate my idea and try to have me snuffed out but I am wiser and I caught a really interesting interview with Pat Buchanan today that made me think. 


The republican(the rubes)are severely divided as Pat suggests and wont get behind Romney. They could get behind Christie but there's liability to consider and the fact they may never see the light of day again left to stare at the most growing on his backside where the sun never reaches. 


Having said that a 3rd party will be encouraged by the dems(demlins from the kremlin)to make re-election easier. However my idea is to divide the otherside by creating my own fictitious counter culture movement. The hippie is going to be transformed into a libertarian. Ron Paul will be a Timothy Leary like figure but unlike Leary Ron Paul will not be a cia asset nor will he tell people to Tune In Turn On and Drop Out...he will encourage idealistic youth to Tune In, Turn on and opt out of SS, the Fed, 999, 666, and anything else to do with big gov. 


Problem I would need to create characters. I could do make up and play everything myself but...even that costs $$$. Besides my nose is way bigger than Ron Paul's. How do you reduce the appearance?  Make your head look bigger?  Why not...Ron Paul will have a 6th Finger. Can't you just picture the white linen suit, indian style, addressing supporters and having the extra digit?


Maybe that's the ticket?  Special effects?  Could be a $1000 project....