Friday, June 7, 2013

Beatles Carnival of Light transcript

Paul McCartney:  This could be our freak outttttt
John Lennon:  Let's squash it with a lemonnnnn
Paul McCartney:  No I think we should use the Fairchildddddd
John Lennon:  No, Let's squash it with Ringo's nose, he knowsssssss
I think we should go to Barcelonaaaaaaaa
Paul McCartney:  No I think I think we should go to California and hang around with Brian Wilson and get real depressed on the beach
John Lennon:  Nooooo, you need to go to Barcelonaaaaaaa
Paul McCartney:  No, no, no, he just got a fresh supply of Colombian in, I think we aught to go to California
John Lennon:  No, Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  Are you alright?  
John Lennon:  Barcelonaaaaaaaaa 
Paul McCartney: Now I've been listening to the, these bass sounds. It's really good. He doesn't even have to play bass anymore. He just gets like um some really like, she's kind of a masculine chick but she really plays bassssssss..Ohhhh nooo noo I'm freakin' outtttt!  I i can't come downnnnn, I can't come downnnnn(coughhhh)
John Lennon:  Barcelonaaaaaaa
Paul McCartney:  I can't play bass, My name is Paul McCartney and I can't play bass like her. I just don't got it. I gotta, I gotta go to California, I'm having a freak out, a bummer
John Lennon:  Barcelonaaaaaa, me and Yoko are gonna go get married in Barcelona.
Paul McCartney:  I think you should get married in Laurel Canyon, out by Joshua tree. They got a lot of Colombian grass out there man
John Lennon:  No, we're gonna go to Barcelona. 
Paul McCartney:  No no no I really think the American bass sound is where it's at. My bass sucks, I got it in a pawn shop, it's a, it's a Hofner.  And it's really crappy.Really, it's got kinda laminated top
John Lennon:  No Barcelonaaaaaa
Paul McCartney:  No No No I can't get the bass sound. I stay in the studio with Geoff Emerick and we don't do anything funny but my fingers bleedddddddddd
John Lennon:  No, you need to go to Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  No no I think the whole thing is out of tune, I'm freakin' man, I'm freakin', I'm really freakin'. I wanted to freak out but I'm not ready to freak out. I'm not ready for those groupies like Pamela Des Barres. I'm not ready. I'm not even ready to call her Pamela Des Barres. I gotta get outa here man, I'm freakin', I'm bumming, I'm bum...it's trip.It's trip man
John Lennon:  No then go to Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  No man this is really freakin' me out. I feel like Luke Skywalker just came out of the cave. Oh man there's Charles Manson and he wants my autograph!
John Lennon:  No, I'm gonna take Yoko and Julian sell him and her in Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  man, man those Laurel Canyon bands they're really really nifty. They got the sound man, they got the sound, that Californian sound man it it just doesn't get cold there man, it's not like that no, it's not no no no no
John Lennon:  We gotta go to Barcelona, it's always warm in Barcelona.the women there are uninhibited. Nymphomaniacs in Barcelona. 
Paul McCartney:  Man are you alright?  Cuz I'm um freakin' man, I'm having I'm having um a bad trip.I mean it feels like, it feels like a gotta hold of some of that brown acid man, i don't think I'm gonna come back down, I think I'm gonna be like Syd Barrett, man he looked like a vegetable in the end, man get me out of here, I i don't want to go to Barcelona, I wanna know where I am right now
John Lennon:  No you turn off your mind and you float , you float down stream to Barcelona. Then you feel alright. You gotta feel alright in Barcelona.(Burp)
Paul McCartney:  Oh man, oh man that freaked me out, That was like coming in 3-d.  Why did you do that to me man?  Man I don't think I'm ready for Barcelona. Man this is really I'm having weird dreams man. I'm having this dream that all our fans are gonna wanna collect this song someday, Carnival of light, Man they just they just , you know they want to collect it but we're not gonna let em have it and they're gonna be, they're
John Lennon:  They're gonna wanna go to Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  No man I think I think it's really bad man it's..I think people are gonna start making cover versions and they've never heard it. People are gonna cover this song Carnival of light and they've never heard it
John Lennon:  Especially in Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  No man it's not how it happens man, they're just gonna like, they're gonna slap out name on it and start selling it and you know you know we're not gonna get any credit man for all you know you're gonna get shot man
John Lennon:  Yeah in Barcelona, after I'm done with all those women there I'm gonna need a few shots
Paul McCartney:  Oh man oh man I just can't deal with it, this is not what we planned, this is really not what we planned man, we were gonna be a little r&b combo man and this shit is getting way to heavy man. You know I still believe we should go to California man, Cuz you know they got a lotta good medications out there man, lot of psychiatrists to deal with us our problems you know, the Beatlemania and everything..We need to go we need to go
John Lennon:  You need to go to Barcelona and get some bologna
Paul McCartney:  aww man awww man, FRank Zappa warned me about this. Man Monster Magnet, Oh man I'm having as Monster Magnet right now, Man I gotta get out of here man, I'm fuckin freakin', man I'm freakin'. I feel like Gram Parsons and I'm still alive and people are throwing gasoline on me and I'm going up in a funeral pyre and Jim Morrison is walking into the ocean man he's on his horse latitudes, he's taking a moonlight drive man.
John Lennon:  In Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  No man this isn't even funny anymore man, why did you tell me to take 15 hits of acid man oh man oh man I cant even, Man I just stepped on my guitar and it looks like I stepped on a gummy bear!  You gotta get me out of here, you gotta get me out of here
John Lennon:  To Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  aw man aw man this is really this really messed up man I heard about this stuff you have a bad trip and you never get back, I never wanted to go there I just didn't want to change man, I just wanna to be me
John Lennon:  In Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  no man no man there's David Crosby and he looks like George Bush Jr. man I'm going AWOL, I'm going AWOL man
John Lennon:  To Barcelona
Paul McCartney: aw man I'm like the Byrds I'm 8 miles flying high man, awww yeahhh man I need a quick messenger service back to reality man, this is just way to freaky man, I'm getting followed around by Vido and the Freakers, man it's like all these Satanists who wanna sacrifice me
John Lennon:  You were replaced in Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  No no I've always been me, I was never replaced man, no no no that satanic cult is not gonna tie me to a cage, give me acid and light that thing on fire just out of reach, aw no man I can't take it. I gotta get out of here
John Lennon:  To Barcelona, you gotta go to Barcelona and pull her knickers down
Paul McCartney:  No man I'm telling you, I'm telling you John, we gotta break up the group someday, we gotta go out separate ways, you know this is gonna be out freak out man, it's getting way to heavy
John Lennon:  Yeah man, nothing's heavy in Barcelona man
Paul McCartney:  No, no no, no, no I just i just had this weird dream I married like a photographer, no it can't happen that way man
John Lennon:  It can happen in Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  No man I want like Multiple chick, multiple chicks I'm Paul McCartney man I get to have multiple chicks man, i'm the greatest composer that ever lived, McCartney & McCartney
John Lennon:(jewish accent) No Lennon & Lennon, Barcelona
Paul McCartney:  Are you alright man cuz I'm starting to think you're not alright John, you you sound a little messed up, You just keep on saying Barcelona over and over, I mean what's the big deal
John Lennon:  Barcelonaaaaaaa