Sunday, November 15, 2009

$80-$95 for a Corpse Head?


That's a laugh. Upon further review it would appear that they're made from 4th quality Bucky Skulls. I'm not seeing the calvarium cut but I see the 3 missing teeth. I also see the grey interior. 1st & 2nd quality 2 piece skulls are bone white.

Just last year 4th Quality Bucky skulls were only $6 or so. Now they're $8-$9. They're not made as well as they used to be. Probably the most ugly trait is the very square jaw. Why the sudden jump in price last winter? Perhaps to fend off anyone trying to duplicate these very simple $80-$95 skulls? Also I think certain resellers are still getting these for $6 as an incentive to create corpse heads for their store.

Let's assume the price is still $6 for them. You get 1 eyeball(probably worth $2-$3), limited skin buildup, stain, maybe some horns...$80-$95?

To think I almost had 4 of those for $46 but the Ebay seller turned out to be a crook like most people connected with the Utah pedophile brigade. I figured maybe I would resell them for $25, maybe.

I wonder how many of those things they sold? I can't imagine many. Let's 4 to some fat schmuck in NY...ummm not many more.

I have an Eye Ball wishlist

Nothing like a nice exotic eyeball in a corpse head. It has visions of Karl Von Cosel remedying the problem of his graveyard companion's sunken stare.

I really love the idea of using exotic beasts and mountain dwelling animals of prey and to be preyed instead of either the empty socket look or the bouncing ball look.

Yes Santa all I want for xmas is some more eye balls. Everytime I use real eyes they rot. Half the time they're ruined when I removed them from a person's skull. They need to come out with a pair if Vicegrips that wont crush the extracted beauty.

Can't wait to start creating some ghoulish things. After all xmas is just around the corner when the great Corpsa Claus delivers corpseheads to all the bad little girls & boys, as well as St. Corpsehead Day, etc etc...

Saturday, November 14, 2009

The love of horror also includes the love of life

I see gardening as being very much related to horror. Take last year when i lost all my potatoes and tomatoes to late blight. That fungal disease killed a good many of my people in Ireland some 150+ years ago. It was unbelievably horrible to have an entire country starving at once whilst food was shipped out to England.

One story I recall concerned a reporter or something that wanted to see what the fuss was about. You see back then communication was very limited in a throughly rural country. So she ventured to Ireland. 2 men took her in a boat to an island. she then remarked how nice and healthy the dogs were upon the banks. The 2 men just looked at each other mortified. The dogs were feasting upon an entire village that was dead.

I face my own potato famine last year and no one came to my aid. I went hungry quite a bit. I started selling things on ebay including skeletons just to feed me. I remember my bike falling into severe disrepair and I could no longer travel about to look for things to sell(that was before selling skeletons). I looked towards my other bike with a bad bottom bracket but to me it was a loss. I made a painful ride over to a bike shop. I had to stop every 5 seconds because the crank tightened up. When I got to the bike shop they didn't take trade ins. I wound up purchasing a bike(plastic) and leaving the other there for repairs. I rode the new bike home in the rain. since then I've just been trying to survive selling skeletons.

My garden beds have all been put to rest. Each one is either covered with winter rye or leaves. I'd like to build a polycarbonate green house to start seedling for next year. The future is very uncertain as more rains pour down.

I lost my food this year. 250 potato plants 75 tomato plants. Who knows what happens next year. Maybe someone will prevent me from selling skeletons? I guess that is when I become a Mollie.

The rich are the only ones who need order

Why would they want change? Everything is like clock work for them. That is everything was until a new kid arrive in Halloween town. Well too fucking bad. I don't watch the "apprentice". I can't be fired. I can fire back though.

People have been fucking with my Ebay affairs since August. Someone is not telling the truth out there. I get the impression someone or some people take me for a fool. Fool me once...then you have an enemy.

I'm for the customers. I am not for business competitors. If you think I'm going to stand by while someone undercuts me and not do or say something about it you're one ignorant fuck. I didn't start the price wars they existed long before I tried to sell anything. If you sell a similar item that is being advertised as the same I am going to make a point of pointing out the differences.

That upsets people. People want the waters to remain calm as they live comfortably. I don't live comfortably. I'm fighting for scraps. There is no limit to my resolve. I'm a sleeping dog most wise people have decided to leave alone. I'm hard liquor not boone's farm.

I expect some bad news soon. If and when I'd receive it I'd hate to be anyone who has adversely effected my life. I'd hate to be someone who lied to me or sought to do me harm. Even if the harm was just imagined or fantasized I feel everything.

There will be those who take comfort in my absence but I am not easily stopped. Why I don't see anything that can stop me from what I am doing. I on the other hand am extremely vindictive. No law no filthy make believe god can save someone from my resolve.

People are so greedy it makes me sick. I am the rock upon the waters of that society.

Friday, November 13, 2009

The creative mind is synonymous with control

I think I'll re approach an old idea and see if I can't acquire some of that creative control. Eliminating the middleman and especially China is my main goal. I will create a streamline operation that is based on a simple concept; Craftsman/customer.

Picture is an alien embryo I'm trying to bring back to life.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

looking for work in all the wrong places

Some day I'll record that satire.

It would seem that in todays messed up society emotion and the related outpour are decreed a sign of weakness. as the WHO once sung "Young man aint got nothing in the world". People go around and watch ameriKan politicians and some howget the impression their passive almost sedated style is a sign of power. Power is an ax thrust through the back of their neck for all the trouble they have cause.

Really we are a medicated society where a man is no longer allowed to get angry. This MAN will express his anger whenever and where ever he pleases. If a person has a problem with that be prepared to meet me at the stroke of 12.

People I observe are meant or expected to bow down to trumped up authority figures when they should instead hurl comb over one out a 100 story window.

What is it you call someone who speaks from their heart and doesn't require happy pills? Passionate? Honest? I'm sure that is not the norm to refer to someone in this day and age as those things.

Instead you're labelled psychopath, bipolar, immature etc...Where did society go so wrong? Did too many people sympathize with Frued's insatiable appetite for his mother?

In any case this world has gone astray. People are not what they seem. Everyone seems to have a hidden agenda. I may sometime wind up burning the candle from both ends but LOOK OUT! When I counter punch it will be decisive.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

WE ARE HORROR EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS

We are horror everyone else sucks. I've never seen or read such hypocrisy in my life with regards to the love of horror.

To actually suggest because some crooked nose mother fudder doesn't pay your weekly time slot somehow makes you less of a horror host compared with some contrived production with crooked nose backing.

Trouble is they follow their hero who could never see the forest for the trees. She could never leave her boudoir for a minute. She clung to a fight with Elvira instead of turning the other cheek(she did want to become an evangelistic). Hmmm maybe they're commonly hypocritical as they try to preach to others even though according to the religion they supposedly represent they are sinners. It's not their job to judge. Everybody rips somebody sometime. Isn't that what Dean Martin sung? Vampira's favorite horror host sat in a rocking chair. Surely she could have taken up that job in the 80's? Oh let me guess that was beneath her? This is a person who confessed to having ripped off Charles Addams and numerous others to create her character.

Now along comes her merry band of drunx who think they're the very last word in horror but watch out for the *. It's amusing how they have slut of the month awards for people who clearly rip off the looks of others. No remakes they scream yet they'll add a couple disclaimers and return to the land of hypocrisy from which they were born. Spill blood not booze yet they seem to fund the same types of people they preach against by purchasing mass produced REMAKES of various beverages(mostly beer). These horror drunx also deface public property. They remind me of the half breed skateboarders in my area. Then after they've promoted excessive drunkenness they'll speak about evils of drink.

So they step on those who just want to have fun and dress up and maybe present something on say youtube. It's bad to be resourceful is what I gather? They've invented rules. They're so ignorant and artless it is not even funny. I come from the inclusive school of art that says anyone can have a go. It doesn't mean you have to like them but dont knock them for exercising their freedom of speech you dim witted mexican.

I know the people they are talking about. Why should they even care about them?

I doubt they'd include me but maybe they do.

This year marks my 20th year of conducting a Halloween Yard Haunt. I indeed believe it is as much of a show as any tramp in a slit dress. Okay so what if this year I had a slit dress on. The bottom line is I have a tradition and I feel I have an obligation to present Halloween entertainment every year and often times more than 1 day out of every year. I take part in the art of corpsifying props and have instructed others to join in on the fun. So what if I wasn't on your nazi TV stations. I don't need permission to perform I am always on stage. That is the difference between the likes of you and me. I am art and you just care about someone else's life instead of finding a personality of your own.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Vampira riseth, NOT

I was hoping that one good thing would have come from the death of Maila Nurmi "Vampira" that more footage from her show would surface. I figured that if any material existed people would be reluctant to release it during her lifetime because of the legal hoops to get through. I guess the absence of any new footage means no one has any more footage.

There is one other possibility though. Imagine if you did have footage, you might think of it as some sort of sex magic to be bottled up and only released to the few and not the masses. You would feel special. You might even believe that Vampira is your show or your generation. That is to say you don't think todays person would appreciate a live 1950's show.

I did encounter a lot of greed surrounding what little footage exists of her. I really found it amazing how some people would say they OWN her show. The show was broadcast over so called public airwaves don't the people own her show? Oh that's right TV is dead now. This is the cable generation. Still though a few minutes?

After i found her footage I predicted people were going to try and stretch that footage till it snapped like an overextended elastic. I found a dvd being sold on a website doing just that. He had the intro and outro and the film she hosted for the KABC sales promotion is public domain. So he tried to reconstruct what was lost. Is that her show though? Doesn't that cheapen it? Why wasn't it released when she was alive? How come she had no money for a funeral?

Lot of shady characters surrounding Vampira. It's pretty amazing to considering she didn't exactly have a long film career. Most humans never even seen her show. You have to wonder if there's more to this story. I've heard everything from a film maker taking the footage to Elvira snatching it up. I have to believe KABC might have aired around the time of Elvira if they had it. Until the Misfits wrote a song about Vampira, how many people since 1955 even mentioned her name?

until someone shows me ashes I think someone has footage they aren't sharing.

Halloween has come and gone again...

I'm still selling skulls and i think I should be creating a set. I start to create a set then I run out of money and sell props off. I'm thinking now of stream lining things. Introduce a neutral background that contrasts well with black, add maybe a chair, candelabra, side table for a drink perhaps and me!



I keep thinking that I need to create some Tales from the Crypt type set. I think I should just start out simple and let destiny or the future decide whether I can expand.

I do know this in a matter of a few days I can easily create some ghoulish props! I'm going to sell my corpses to clean off my credit cards. I feel no loss because with them being static objects just for show I know the art was what I did not necessarily what I would up with. Now that's not to say everyone else has to feel the same way. To the contrary, they are free to purchase my creations so that i may attend to my creation fix once again.

I do think I should not stick to one character. That i think would be boring. However I do think in character creation certain elements should be included. Grotesque, androgyny, macabre sense of humor. I really see nothing special about the "stunt man" stars that have been created since Halloween. In that first movie the music was the star not Michael Myers yet all these years later people refer to him by first name along with the other dope Jason. I'd even argue that the atmosphere of Camp Crystal Lake was the star and not the Hockey player carrying a machete.

What's so intimidating about the obvious? Now take a character that's a little more sinister, a little more diabolical who would prefer to slowly torture his victims than run them through with one blow and you have a more interesting dynamic. Combine images of masculinity and femininity and you have confusion. It's confusion that scares you. You know things that go bump in the night? If Jason is coming after you you're probably not going to get turned on in any sort of a way. Despite his slow menacing pace you wont find anything to confuse your emotions. In all those slasher films you never get the sense he's the bad guy. He's just there. The reasons given for his presence are ridiculous. A kids watches his sister dress and accidentally murders her with an onslaught of psycho phallic blows sending him into catatonia. The other dope accidentally drowns so he comes back to murder all camp visitors?

I want people to say WTF! I want them to see my makeup and think Grotesque, then see my legs and get confused! I want them to hate me so much they have to tune in. After a while they'll begin to love my brand of Creature Double Feature. anything new takes getting used to.